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Quantum, prepare for departure ... but wait, did anyone get the crew ready?
September 30, 2026
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee, Sept. 30 -- The University of Tennessee Chattanooga Campus posted the following news:

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Quantum, prepare for departure... but wait, did anyone get the crew ready?

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A lawyer, a software developer, and a mechanic walk into a bar.

You're waiting for the punch line because it sounds like a joke. But the "bar" is in an airport, and all three work for the same airline. One handles contracts and . . .

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