Iditarod Rot! PETA Offers to Rebuild Race's Collapsed Burled Arch--With a Catch
May 02, 2024
May 02, 2024
NOME, Alaska, May 2 -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals issued the following news release:
In an incident stunning in its symbolism, the Iditarod burled arch has disintegrated from apparent wood rot, prompting PETA to send a letter to Iditarod CEO Rob Urbach and Mayor of Nome John Handeland today offering to cover the cost of building a new sturdy, modern archway--if they agree to rebrand the Iditarod as a race for willing human athletes only.
"Even the . . .
In an incident stunning in its symbolism, the Iditarod burled arch has disintegrated from apparent wood rot, prompting PETA to send a letter to Iditarod CEO Rob Urbach and Mayor of Nome John Handeland today offering to cover the cost of building a new sturdy, modern archway--if they agree to rebrand the Iditarod as a race for willing human athletes only.
"Even the . . .